Did you know that all sports stars hang out in Subway? Yeah, I didn't either, but apparently its true. Also, Subway wants you to know that they are now serving avocado. This is a big deal to Blake Griffin.
Blake's so busy having a good meal that he forgets he has a basketball thing to do. Luckily, thanks to point one here, Carl Edwards is there to help.
Can we talk about that stance? If he's not preparing a seduction technique, I don't know what else it could be. Also, Subway wants you to know that if you are a Nascar driver, you can drive fast in the city, and be just fine. But of course, this is a work of fiction... that never happens in reality. Meanwhile, Grodd attacks the city using his army of mind controlled gorillas. The Justice League is doing their best but its not much... after all, Aquaman's there.
There are people in danger, of course, but luckily our sports stars are there to help the crowd get to safety. And then Grodd attacks them. I could try and explain what is about to happen... but I can't. You just need to read it, and then decide if you want to live in a world that contains this plot:
Kinda makes Grodd of War seem pretty interesting. If there were Subways in Africa, perhaps that story would have never occured. And if that wasn't enough... we then get the answer to the joke, how do you stop a gorilla from charging?
What. The. Hell. Well, he saved the day, but poor Blake is going to be late to the basketball shooting contest. Or is he?
You could have made anything... and that's what you went with, Hal? Maybe that's why they don't offer you any of their mysterious reappearing sandwiches.
Insane... I'm really hoping for something magic in the next issue.
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